La peur (2e version)

I'm sending a video to a local comedy contest (in French) and I shot it a few times but the script was a bit too long. I'm sending them a shorter (and hopefully better)version (more details soon as I will undoubtedly be begging for votes in the next few weeks), so I decided to put the director's cut (that's right Ridley Scott, I went there, bitch!!! What you gonna do about it now?!?!?!)up here for my posterior's sake. Oh. No. Posterity's sake.
I hope the francophiles like it.

How Harper got his majority.

Do you have any other explanation?