This was the first strip and it's all downhill from here.
Enjoy!
My favourite webcomic
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dirty,
funny,
gisele lagace,
menage a 3,
sexy,
webcomics
Gisèle Lagacé is an Ottawa-based writer/artist doing some great webcomics. Ménage à 3 started in 2008 and it is fantastic. Sometimes dirty, sometimes sexy and always fun. Lagacé's art stands somewhere between Archie and Manga and her writing is usually pretty whip-smart.
This was the first strip and it's all downhill from here.
Enjoy!
This was the first strip and it's all downhill from here.
Enjoy!
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Monday, 13 September 2010
My favourite imaginary response to people who write letters to complain about what they are watching on TV
Dear Sir/Madam,
Thank you for your comments regarding our telecast of the film The Departed last Saturday. Without attentive viewers like you, we could certainly not achieve the excellence in broadcasting that entertains the dribbling masses who can barely get out of their sofas to go to the bathroom.
Regarding your comments, we were extremely disheartened to learn that the employee who screened this film edited out several key scenes which, as you so eloquently put it, "ruined the ending of the film". We would like to inform you that he has been severely reprimanded for having cut out the 10 seconds in which Matt Damon's character walked up a flight of stairs before knocking on a door. After having watched said scene, we completely agree that the loss of such an emotionally-charged moment so early in the film altered the narrative in such a way as to render it completely unintelligible and made the rest of the movie pretty much unwatchable. As this was the longest sequence cut from the film, we hope that the other "scenes" which were edited (including 2 seconds of black and 8 frames which concluded an audio fade) were less jarring to your extremely delicate sensibilities.
You are evidently an intelligent person with a lot of time your hands and we find it of the upmost importance to compensate such dedicated viewers, so we would like to offer you the following:
- Perhaps you should stop watching so much television. This would undoubtedly reduce the stress in your life and could lead to more productive pursuits, like playing Scrabble or even reading a book. You do know what a book is, don't you?
- Get laid. Someone as charming and pleasant as yourself should have no difficulty finding a potential mate that would love to be criticised for their performance in bed. It would give you a chance to complain about foreplay (or the lack thereof), the scenes in your demented role-playing fantasy that you missed because you were unconscious with a plastic bag over your sweat-stained face or the safe word that you feel must be changed every ten minutes.
-Use you computer to do something other than writing complaints to faceless corporations. There is now a vast array of websites with cute kitty pictures that you would most certainly enjoy. If that doesn't quite do it for you, we would like to direct your attention to 2 girls, one cup. Something tells us it would be right up your alley.
Once again, thank you for your time, your comments and your continued dedication. You are shining beacon of hope for the white trash that poisons our society with useless bellyaching about trivial matters that you clearly cannot understand.
Sincerely,
j
Thank you for your comments regarding our telecast of the film The Departed last Saturday. Without attentive viewers like you, we could certainly not achieve the excellence in broadcasting that entertains the dribbling masses who can barely get out of their sofas to go to the bathroom.
Regarding your comments, we were extremely disheartened to learn that the employee who screened this film edited out several key scenes which, as you so eloquently put it, "ruined the ending of the film". We would like to inform you that he has been severely reprimanded for having cut out the 10 seconds in which Matt Damon's character walked up a flight of stairs before knocking on a door. After having watched said scene, we completely agree that the loss of such an emotionally-charged moment so early in the film altered the narrative in such a way as to render it completely unintelligible and made the rest of the movie pretty much unwatchable. As this was the longest sequence cut from the film, we hope that the other "scenes" which were edited (including 2 seconds of black and 8 frames which concluded an audio fade) were less jarring to your extremely delicate sensibilities.
You are evidently an intelligent person with a lot of time your hands and we find it of the upmost importance to compensate such dedicated viewers, so we would like to offer you the following:
- Perhaps you should stop watching so much television. This would undoubtedly reduce the stress in your life and could lead to more productive pursuits, like playing Scrabble or even reading a book. You do know what a book is, don't you?
- Get laid. Someone as charming and pleasant as yourself should have no difficulty finding a potential mate that would love to be criticised for their performance in bed. It would give you a chance to complain about foreplay (or the lack thereof), the scenes in your demented role-playing fantasy that you missed because you were unconscious with a plastic bag over your sweat-stained face or the safe word that you feel must be changed every ten minutes.
-Use you computer to do something other than writing complaints to faceless corporations. There is now a vast array of websites with cute kitty pictures that you would most certainly enjoy. If that doesn't quite do it for you, we would like to direct your attention to 2 girls, one cup. Something tells us it would be right up your alley.
Once again, thank you for your time, your comments and your continued dedication. You are shining beacon of hope for the white trash that poisons our society with useless bellyaching about trivial matters that you clearly cannot understand.
Sincerely,
j
The name, again...
Labels:
c+c music factory,
dancing,
name,
sesame street
Ok. That's it.
The clouds have parted. Shimmering rays of light stream through the menacing gray.
The internet gods are nodding their approval. All is right in the world.
The official name of this blark is now THE UNIQUE RABBIT HOLE.
I can't tell you how happy I am.
Well I can. But I won't...
I'll show you instead.
I do believe that this is what the C+C Music Factory was referring to.
The clouds have parted. Shimmering rays of light stream through the menacing gray.
The internet gods are nodding their approval. All is right in the world.
The official name of this blark is now THE UNIQUE RABBIT HOLE.
I can't tell you how happy I am.
Well I can. But I won't...
I'll show you instead.
I do believe that this is what the C+C Music Factory was referring to.
Beer: Your one true friend
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advertisement,
beer,
keiths
It is a little known fact that beer can you make you incredibly agile and improves your coordination a hundredfold. I know this through personal experience. I also know that you don't believe me, so I have found the following video from the the good people at the Keith's Scientific Research for Science Facility. It determines, by using the most rigorous scientific methods, that people who drink beer are young, attractive and extremely adept at integrating into their physical environment.
Template
I was playing around with the html on the template I was using and managed to fuck it up royally. I now find myself forced to use one of the the blogger templates as I really just want to go to bed.
Good night John-boy... Sweet dreams...
Good night John-boy... Sweet dreams...
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Saturday, 11 September 2010
can anyone explain this to me? please?
Labels:
japanese girl,
odd
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Friday, 10 September 2010
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