My favourite hope for the future

This makes me want to take off my belt, wrap it around a bitch's neck and choke her out. Right after I join a gang and punch my mother in the face...

My favourite "given the opportunity..."

My favourite inadvertent racism in hockey moment

I'm sure this was completely innocent, but come on! What's a brother gotta do to not get run over by a zamboni?

On a side note, I really, really like saying the word "zamboni". Come on, try it...

My favourite Santa memory

That's me... on the right.

Merry Christmas...

My least favourite thing. Maybe of all time...

I don't like rodents. I really don't like rodents. So this just freaks me out in a multitude of ways.

Also, I'm drinking Colt .45 for the 1st time in my life. Does this make me a bad person or a poor gangsta?

Sounds like sound science to me...

Think you're tough?