My favourite photo-induced flight of fancy

Wouldn't you?

photo: Wikipedia - Bouncers (seriously)

I'm thinking of using this image to go pitch a series to American television networks. It should go something like this:

"Stilt-Girl and The Bouncer is a one-hour comedic detective series which follows the adventures of Rena, a circus performer with psychic powers who was raised by a Gypsy in rural Indiana and Freddy, a bad-boy bouncer from the wrong side of the tracks. Freddy's street smarts, tough-guy charm and problems with New York's Marelli family have made him the most popular, and only, bouncer in the small Kansas town where Rena is teaching circus arts to disabled children. The unsuspecting couple meet in a Chinese restaurant and begin to investigate the death of Bubbles The Clown, Rena's best friend and Freddy's favourite customer. Surprisingly, the case not only sparks a friendship, but also leads the duo all over small town USA as they come to realise that Bubbles was in fact a CIA agent with ties to the president. Why was he killed? Did it have something to do with the President? And why can't you get a decent bagel in  Sommerville, MA? Only Stilt-Girl and The Bouncer know for sure..."