One day...

I will be able to keep this blog updated regularly at some point in the near future, so if you're here today, please wait or hop into the closest time machine. When you get back, please tell me how I am in the future. Am I funny? Am I tragic? Am I really Charlie Sheen? Do my kids take care of me in my old age or am I the victim of their cruel colostomy bag pranks? Any information you can give me will be greatly appreciated (ie I will give you 3 dollars).

Patience is a wart, you.