School is out, apparently

My favourite part is when I whisper the chorus to move things along and it turns into a hardcore screamfest...

The comedy perks of having children

My favourite animal documentary

My favourite Pokemon-loving black man

Well, it's good to have a passion in life...


God. I just watched this again and it is the thing that has made me laugh the most in months...

Just went to his website and discovered he doesn't like Tyler Perry...

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My favourite organ

With a huge Thank you to Jenn for sending this to me...

I really hope this isn't some covert marketing thing, because I love the Barry and desperately want him to be real.

And if you need more Barry, you can go here.

UPDATE: I went throught the website and unfortunately, he's not real. He's an alter-ego. Which makes him kind of real, when you think about it. Oh. My head hurts.

My favourite Tattooed Lady

My favourite Juan for the books...

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My favourite dumb criminals

Don't touch anything with your hands! Nothing!

Love is a many splend... whoah!

My favourite grammatical errors in medical records

• Patient suffers from headaches while menstruating on the top of her head.
• Patient is a newborn infant delivered over an intact perineum which cried spontaneously.
• History: Patient was shot in head with .32 caliber rifle. Chief complaint: Headache.
• Patient referred to hospital for erosion of the cervix by a local medical doctor.
• Dictated: "Patient had a Pap smear today." Transcribed: "Patient had a Pabst Beer today."
• Patient referred to hospital by private physician with green stools.
• This mother of a 2-year old desires a circumcision.
• Patient has been married twice, but denies any other serious illnesses.
• Patient is separated from his wife, and he is also allergic to Penicillin
• She moves her bowels roughly, three times a day.

(From the medical records of a hospital: by Corey D. Fox, Ph.D.)

My favourite condom advertisement

My favourite webcomic

Gisèle Lagacé is an Ottawa-based writer/artist doing some great webcomics. Ménage à 3 started in 2008 and it is fantastic. Sometimes dirty, sometimes sexy and always fun. Lagacé's art stands somewhere between Archie and Manga and her writing is usually pretty whip-smart.

This was the first strip and it's all downhill from here.
Enjoy!

my favourite homeless guy

There's a homeless punk guy who has set up shop on Ste-Catherine street, just around the corner from my office. I've seen him twice now and each time he has a new cardboard sign that he plunks down beside his dog (who doesn't seem to move around very much, now that I think about it). The first one said "SPARE CHANGE FOR PENIS ENLARGEMENT - I'M A LITTLE SHORT" and the next one was "BET YOU $1 THAT YOU READ THIS SIGN AND LAUGH".

I haven't had any change when I've seen him, which is a shame because the man clearly deserves encouragement. I thereby here do solemnly swear that the next time I see him, I will give him 2 dollars and possibly take his picture when he changes his sign. Which means I also have to start carrying my camera at all times, which I should probably do anyway.

More on this story as it develops.

Computers, taxis? Same thing...

You have to give this guy credit. He knows how to roll with the punches. I wish he was Irish though, he probably would have talked shit for an hour...

No wonder they end up committing suicide

Dentists are sad, desperate people. With nice teeth.