My favourite new tech term that I just invented a minute ago

I've decided that I don't like the word blog. It's just so... bloggy.

Now if you consider the fact that this here blog is a mixture of inane comments by a slightly misguided soul and various shit that said misguided soul has found on the interwebs (referred to "archiving" in some circles), it is perfectly logical and acceptable that the aforementioned mixture should be referred to as something else. A blarch or to be very 21st century about it, a blark. So that's what I'm doing. I'm blarking. Won't you come blark with me?